Posts about machine learning, algorithms, artificial intelligence, autonomous tech.
I met Vlad in the bar in Vegas after a long day of telco NOC drudgery. He was enjoying his whisky and clearly didn’t want to be interrupted by me asking about his datacenter. I could tell he’d rather I had asked about anything else… Cat Stevens, Greek myths, Faberge eggs. Anything. I interrupted him anyway and asked what’s required to go from the three nines he referenced in his keynote to the five nines his customers demand. He winced in pain. I thought he swallowed an ice cube or his Johnnie Walker was laced with cyanide. Turns out he was deep in thought. He proceeded to share wisdom that inspired me… to drink whisky and grow facial hair.
Tsunami detection. Crop dusting. Biohazard monitoring. What may sound like innuendos in the next EL James novel are also fields being revolutionized by quant jocks and smart algorithms. And yet, despite all the innovation, we technorati continue to bastardize the terms “data science”, “machine learning,” and “big data”. They’ve become lazy speak for “we’re not sure what we’re doing so we’ll hand wave cliches until we have real technology and a business model."